It's almost as rare as Halley's Comet.

Please sit, breaking news is upon us. The McRib has returned. Now, while it may not be as stellar as the only short-period comet that is visible to the naked eye, this return might be just as illustrious.

Originally released in 1985, it was middling just about everywhere but the Midwest. However, a 1994 comeback was brought about in conjunction with family classic, The Flintstones. Returning again in '05, 07' and 08', the McRib is better than Favre, Jordan, and Armstrong combined at coming out of retirement. And this time, it's big.

The McRib is going far beyond its boundaries. It's not just coming back to where it tests well. We're talking about an epic 6-week, every store, nation wide return. Let's party like it's 1985.

We here at Front Row Mafia are about a refined lack of taste. However, exceptions can be made for the McRib, which has a taste so refined even the most experienced palate has trouble putting it into words.

Step down, Double Down. The McRib is back.