And here we thought Ochocinco was pushing it.

Man changes name to Captain Awesome to build character.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=%2Fn%2Fa%2F2010%2F12%2F06%2Fnational%2Fa111732S88.DTL

Though his bank wouldn't accept this as a signature because it's too easy to forge:
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The Boomcase' child!

If you thought the boomcase was cool then you're in for a treat. Unless you're living in  East Berlin in the 60's, it's not every day that you get to sit in/on a suitcase. A South African brand is making headlines with this furniture.     http://www.recreate.za.net/

Daily Dose of Nostalgia

http://things90skidsrealize.com/

Among the gems...

It's officially not your fault you're easy!

It seems so obvious now that you mention it. We always knew there had to be some connection: Thrill-seeking? Horror moving loving? Gambling addicted? Democrat?

If you weren't already blaming your mother for all your social and emotional issues, you can finally start with good reason.

http://gawker.com/5704020/do-you-have-the-slutty-gene

Thanks, science.

God I fuckin' love the 21st century!

Foki vacuum footwear concept lets you walk in Roomba's shoes

This is the greatest invention ever. Technology has been killing it lately! Picture this scene: You make a nice sandwich. You toast the bread, add the salami, melt the cheese, lettuce/tomato... the whole nine yards. Then, you turn on the tube, and the Rangers are playing the Islanders, and it's about to be a shootout. The Rangers finish off with the win, and you get so excited that the crumbs, and everything from your sandwich spill all over the floor. Not to worry. With the Foki Vacuum slippers, you can continue celebrating the win by moonwalking (or crip walking) that shit up!

http://www.engadget.com/2010/11/30/foki-vacuum-footwear-concept-lets-you-walk-in-roombas-shoes/

Genius or retard? You be the judge.

"Each and every feature in the Jones residence reflects another element of his diverse personality and unique taste. Along with his serious business persona, Scott is very much a playful character. And, except for the sword with the bathroom tissue, no singular feature in his home better represents the playful side of Scott than the spiral slide, which transports adventuresome souls from the main level to the lower level in an instant."

You gotta give it to this numb nut... he has a pretty fuckin' cool pad. But news flash buddy: It's only cool to want to be like Richie Rich, building slides and making velcro sticky walls, when you're 8. I personally think this guy is a creep. I mean grow up! The only person that was allowed to have anything outrageously fun in his house was Michael Jackson, and we all know he wasn't in it for "unique taste" or for being a "playful character." The guy sounds more like a serial killer than a serial entrepreneur. I mean what's up with the sword in the bathroom? Your cover is blown, Scotty boy!

http://www.scottajones.com/index.php?q=circular_slide

LEGO City Advent Calendar Naked Santa

Just one of the gems lurking in the LEGO City Advent Calendar set for this year...

"I know that 'The Night Before Christmas' didn't have a shower scene when I was a kid, and I'm pretty sure it doesn't now..." -Consumerist reader

"In Santa's defense, it appears that he isn't actually completely naked and is wearing a black thong. Which might actually be worse." -Consumerist writer

http://consumerist.com/2010/11/the-lego-advent-calendar----now-with-naked-showering-santa.html

These actually exist.

Now you can go farming in stilettos!



Get yours at the low, low starting price of $330 at http://www.newhighmart.com/shop/item/938/Grey-Ant-x-Teva-Stiletto/, where they are noted for having been "seen in Daily Candy," the only site that was confused enough to give a positive review. You should probably sell your hair or something to get your hands on these.